{"id":1,"date":"2026-07-19T00:02:10","date_gmt":"2026-07-19T00:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2026-07-19T09:48:23","modified_gmt":"2026-07-19T13:48:23","slug":"god-and-devotee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"God and Devotee"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man is talking to God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The man: \u2018God, how long is a million years.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God: \u2018For me, it\u2019s about a minute.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Man: \u2018How much is a million-dollars?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God: \u2018It\u2019s a penny for me.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Man: \u2018God, May I have a penny?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God: \u2018Wait a minute.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is talking to God. The man: \u2018God, how long is a million years.\u2019 God: \u2018For me, it\u2019s about a minute.\u2019 The Man: \u2018How much is a million-dollars?\u2019 God: \u2018It\u2019s a penny for me.\u2019 The Man: \u2018God, May I have a penny?\u2019 God: \u2018Wait a minute.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","entry entry-center"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/8"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}