{"id":35,"date":"2026-07-19T16:00:14","date_gmt":"2026-07-19T20:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2026-07-19T16:00:14","modified_gmt":"2026-07-19T20:00:14","slug":"dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman goes to the dentist with a toothache. After the dentist checks and x-rays the tooth, he tells the patient, &#8220;Sorry, but I&#8217;m going to have to pull it.&#8221;<br>The woman is terrified. &#8220;I&#8217;d do anything to not have it pulled,&#8221; she says.&#8221;I&#8217;d rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled.&#8221;&#8221;<br>Well, make up your mind,&#8221; says the dentist, &#8220;so I can adjust the chair.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman goes to the dentist with a toothache. After the dentist checks and x-rays the tooth, he tells the patient, &#8220;Sorry, but I&#8217;m going to have to pull it.&#8221;The woman is terrified. &#8220;I&#8217;d do anything to not have it pulled,&#8221; she says.&#8221;I&#8217;d rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled.&#8221;&#8221;Well, make up your &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","entry entry-center"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes.mohinder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}