Windows PC

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows.”

The woman then responded, “No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.”

God and Devotee

A man is talking to God.

The man: ‘God, how long is a million years.’

God: ‘For me, it’s about a minute.’

The Man: ‘How much is a million-dollars?’

God: ‘It’s a penny for me.’

The Man: ‘God, May I have a penny?’

God: ‘Wait a minute.’